thea karlsson Healing
FREE LIVE CLASS - REGISTER TODAY
“How to Heal Chronic Constipation and Align with the Body of Your Dreams”
A FREE health masterclass to uncover the roadblocks preventing your healing
IF YOU’RE DONE BEING STUCK WITH CHRONIC CONSTIPATION AND READY TO HEAL ,
YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT…
How you FEEL matters more than what you DO.
Dieting, supplements, exercise, and routines - they aren't the end all be all.
These tools can’t do their magic until you learn how to get back into the flow of health rather than remaining stuck in frustration and stagnation… which is exactly what you’ll learn in this masterclass.
Out in the world, there are millions of people who have healed what they once thought impossible, and now it’s your turn too!
I’m going to teach you how to accept the fractured YOU that you are today, so you can embody the healed person that you are BECOMING.
DATE
Sunday, 7th June
TIME
1pm EST
(60 minutes)
PLACE
Live on Zoom
COST
It’s FREE!
Make 2026 Your
YEAR
Whether you finally want to home in your body, enjoy life symptom free, unwire years of trauma, passionately love yourself, or embody your most fulfilled and confident self, I’m here to guide you to that version of you through my signature multidimensional process.
WHO IS THIS FOR?
I'M CALLING ALL THE:
Constipated
Frustrated
Hopeless
Depressed or anxious
Ungrounded
Chronically inflamed & tired
"No cure"
IBS suffering
Mystery symptom girls
In Just One Class You’ll Learn:
Where you're going wrong
The Missing Link Constipated Girls Need...
to unwire the tension and energy keeping them locked in chronic inflammation, stress, and disease. This is the thing most doctors miss.
The Real Reason You’re Stuck
A Haywire Brain and Body Connection.
Uncover your deep, unconscious wiring that’s repeating loops of disease, and how to break the pattern.
The Secret Sauce
A Step by Step Body Upgrade
I’ll introduce you to the system I developed to break people out of the loop of destruction and step into your best, healed, self.
A bite of My Life
A Life Changing Mindset.
This small change launched me into deeper, faster, healing, that supplements or lifestyle never could’ve touched and is truly the most important aspect of healing.
Embark on Your Journey
A Life Changing Step You Can Take Today
to embrace the version of you who knows she is healing and lives her life like she already is!!
Who is Thea?
MEET YOUR COACH
Health Coach
BREATHWORK FACILITATOR
Chef
Hi! I’m Thea Karlsson, a health coach who helps constipated girls finally heal their bodies through psychological rewiring, nervous system regulation, and holistic health coaching. I’ve dedicated my career to understanding what keeps girls like us stuck in a loop of self destruction both psychologically and physiologically - because I know EXACTLY what it feels like to be stuck there.
All the modalities I use have been personally tested on me, and have given me the best results after 8 years of spiraling deeper into biological dysfunction and hopelessness.
I’m so excited to get to share this transformative information with you and watch you GROW and HEAL!
THIS MASTERCLASS IS FOR YOU WHETHER YOU:
Struggle with chronic mental health issues
(such as anxiety or depression)
Feel like you're battling your body
(because of chronic gut health issues)
Feel an immense emotional pressure
(to help others, or are carrying wounds from the past)
Why This, Why Now?
When you slow down for a second… can you still hear the girl you used to be?
The joy and freedom of living life without the emotional suitcase of wounds, and without the extra weight and tension in your body?
Feeling safe within and around others
Being your true authentic and wild self
Exploring the world without stress
Feeling infinitely supported
Knowing that you are following your purpose
Trusting and loving your body
Feeling at home wherever you go
Accepting the flow of life rather than fighting it
CHANCES ARE…
Your symptoms were overlooked and your pain was stuffed away.
So you focused on how to micromanage your life to try to force healing:
Following intense diets
Creating rigid routines
Relying on tools like supplements to feel okay
Stressing about never DOING enough
…and while you may have seen some improvements, you know you’re not fully healed, because you still feel like you’re fighting yourself.
This is for the girls who know deep healing is possible - and are ready to embrace their highest timeline.
The girls who are tired of sacrificing their body and mental health, and want a tried and tested road map for how to break free from the chains of self destruction & disease.
There's So Much More!!
Join Me Live to Learn How You Can Finally Heal!
This is just the beginning of your healing story
